Funny Christmas Wishes 2020 – This is the time for the Christmas and buys things to gift the loved ones. This is the time to make feel other people special. This is the time to make other people laugh, make someone smile and share laughter with your loved ones. Make this Christmas special for them by sharing funny Christmas wishes with them. Forget about sharing the ordinary Christmas wishes year after year. The special one in your life will truly cherish this moment with you and they are likely to remember it forever. New Year 2020 is also on the corner and people send New year wishes through SMS, messages, and other social networks. Funny Christmas wishes will truly lighten someone up. This Funny Christmas wishes 2020 make their Christmas day unforgettable.

Funny Christmas Wishes 2020:

We have a collection of some Funny Christmas Wishes 2020 for you. You can send these Wishes to all your friends, family member and I wish to all Merry Christmas.

1. Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

   

   
   

2. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

   

3. One again we came to the Holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way by going to the mall of his choice.

   

4. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.

   

5. Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.

   

6. I don’t mind cupcakes. They are the one thing during the holidays I am not tempted to eat.

   

7. Sending Christmas cards is a perfect way to let your loved ones and friends know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.

   

8. The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for twenty minutes.

   

9. There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

   

10. The holiday season is the one time you get to experience all the excitement of rush hour traffic in the mall parking lot.

    

11. Christmas would never have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew’s Birthday.

    

12. If you don’t know how to wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.

    

13. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together.

    

14. I wish you a White Christmas but if your white wine runs out, drink the red one.

    

15. Wishing you the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2020.

    

16. Christmas is the festival of joy and happiness. We all need to relax and enjoy the Christmas with all over loved ones.

    

17. Dear Santa Claus, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body this Christmas.

    

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18. I wish you could put up some of the Christmas spirits in jars and open a jar of it every month.

    

19. The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another. Merry Christmas.

    

20. First of December, is world aids day, I don’t think it will ever take off like Christmas.

    

21. May your Christmas be like Santa- fat, cheerful and abundant!

    

22. Christmas is like the job: you do all the work but fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be Merry!

    

23. By mistake, I wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!

    

24. Christmas reminder: don’t try to borrow money from elves; they are always a little short!

    

25. I know your family is dysfunctional. Still, Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!

    

26. I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.

    

27. Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.

    

28. Santa Claus wears a Red suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist.

    

29. He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

    

30. Christmas is the holiday when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

    

31. Anyone who tries to equate men to women then she has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas gift.

32. The NSA has tapped everyone’s phone this Christmas including Santa Clause himself and it turns out Jesus is the only one who isn’t on the naughty list.

33. There are at least three people wishing you on this Merry Christmas. These are Jesus, Santa and me! Merry Christmas

34. I hope your December 25^th is amazing this year. If you have an awful day on December 27^th, that’s ok. It is really just the 25^th I care.

35. Never worry about the size of Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. Wishing you Merry Christmas!

36. From home to home, heart to heart and from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas brings us closer to each other.

37. If you mistakenly wrap a Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday” You can always write “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas

38. After Christmas sales fulfill a vital need. They give women something to do while men are watching bowl games. Merry Christmas

39. Christmas shopping for your parents is so easy. Just buy them clothes you wouldn’t get caught dead in. Merry Christmas

40. If you are not sure which gifts Daddy wrapped, they are the ones that look like they were delivered by a backbone.

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