50 Inspiring Best Funny New Year Quotes 2022 By Famous People

Funny New Year Quotes 2022 – As we know, New Year is coming and we all need some fun and humor. Little funny moments can surely turn the entire atmosphere into a hilarious mood. We are providing some Funny New Year Quotes 2022. You can send these Funny New Year Quotes 2022 to your family, friends, and loved ones. On New Year Eve, people wish each other New Year wishes, Quotes, Messages, and Greetings Card.

We also provide you the famous sayings of famous people who have had a lot of experience in their lives and have shared their wisdom and experience for us to seek knowledge from them. You can send Funny New Year Quotes 2022 to your colleagues, friends, relatives, and your loved ones. People celebrate New Year by forgetting all the sorrows, painful past and put trust in Allah for a better future. You can choose funny quotes for your friend, family, or brother-sister on this New Year Event.

50 Inspiring Best Funny New Year Quotes 2022, Messages:

1. “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to” – (Bill Vaughn)

2. “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year’s leaves.” – (Bill Vaughn)

3. “Every Year we try to diet and exercise. Maybe this year our plans will work”

4. “The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to” – (P. J. O’Roruke)

5. “A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other”

6. “It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets” – (William Thomas)

7. “The most amazing part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions

8. “The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel” – (W. H. Auden)

9. “Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a New Year” – (Judith Crist)

10. “New year means, new things, new shoes, new clothes but unfortunately, my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate”

11. “New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this doesn’t encourage them to take up more of my time” –(James Agate)

12. “I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV channels.” Happy New Year

13. “Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people” – (Jay Leno)

14. “New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday” – (Charles Lamb)

15. “Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right” – (Oprah Winfrey)

16. “Kick everyone’s ass this year except time”

17. “New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual” – (Mark Twain)

18. “Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits”

19. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions” – (Joey Admas)

20. “Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a best one”

21. “A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other”

22. “I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser” – (Robert Paul)

23. “Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account” – (Oscar Wilde)

24. “And now we welcome the New Year, full of things that have never been” – (Rainer Maria Rilke)

25. “May this year resolution is to stop hanging out with friends who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions”

26. “I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy, it’s exactly the same as last year except colder” – (Robert Clark)

27. “Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time” – (jean Paul Richter)

28. “Of all sound of all bells, most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year” – (Charles Lamb)

29. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough” – (Mae West)

30. “My excuses for failing my New Year’s resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal”

31. “Lower your expectations of earth. This isn’t heaven, so don’t expect it to be” – (Max Lucado)

32. “What the New Year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the New Year” – (Vern McLellan)

33. “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving” – (Albert Einstein)

34. “I t does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live” – (J. K. Rowling)

35. ” I can’t be held accountable for my New Year’s resolutions. Happy new year 2022″

36. “Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without” Happy New Year 2022

37. “Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect” – (Brooks Atkinson)

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38. “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all” – (Oscar Wilde)

39. “Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow” – (Albert Einstein)

40. “Ever New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?” – (Ogden Nash)

41. “Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty” – (John Selden)

42. “We are so excited for New Year. Unfortunately, We don’t have any resolutions to make since we’re already perfect”

43. “To banish worry, doubt, and fear…..To love and laugh and give” – (William Arthur Ward)

44. “Approach the New Year with resolve to find the opportunities hidden in each new day” – (Michael Josephson)

45. “This is a new year. A beginning and things will change” – (Taylor Swift)

46. “And now we welcome the New Year, full of things that have never been” – (Rainer Maria Rilke)

47. “Each year’s regrets are envelopes in which messages of hope are found for the New Year” – (John R. Dallas Jr.)

48. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions” – (Joey Adams)

49. “Write it on your heart that every day is the best in the year” – (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

50. “Waste no tears over the grieves of yesterday” – (Euripides)

51. I will conserve water this year. I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more. Wishing you a very Happy New Year 2022.

52. If I had done you wrong, I apologize, May you still give me a chance this coming New Year to do it over and over again Happy New Year

53. I may have loved you less, cared for you less, and given you less. Do not worry my prayers for you are also less. Happy New Year 2022

54. Last year, I have been so stubborn. I caused you so much pain and hurt. This year I want you to know that I will never change myself I will stay the same.

55. I want to make this New Year’s day special, I decorated your room will plenty of fireworks that you will surely enjoy. Happy New Year

56. May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains, don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

57. I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. Hopefully, it should be mine this year. Happy New Year

58. I hope that this coming New Year, I will be with a girl other than you. Am tired of your boyfriend. I think I want to try being your husband instead.

59. I promise not to drink beer anymore. But since it is not ye the New Year’s Eve, can I have a bottle more? Happy New Year

60. They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, so I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year.

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