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30 Best Happy New Year Funny Quotes By famous People:
“woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often. Happy New Year 2017” – Oliver Herford
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Happy New Year 2017” – Elbert Hubbard
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Happy New Year 2017” – Margaret Mead
“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Happy New Year 2017” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know. Happy New Year 2017” – W. H. Auden
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Happy New Year 2017” – Isaac Asimov
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Happy New Year 2017” – Mark Twain
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Happy New Year 2017” – Ron White
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Happy New Year 2017” – Douglas Adams
“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you. Happy New Year 2017” – Robin Williams
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Happy New Year2017” – Lana Turner
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Happy New Year 2017” – Albert Einstein
“Technological progress is like putting an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. Happy New Year 2017” – Albert Einstein
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“Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted. Happy New Year 2017” – Albert Einstein
“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Happy New Year 2017” – Don Marquis
“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. Happy New Year 2017” – Theodore Roosevelt
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“I can resist everything except temptation. Happy New Year 2017” – Oscar Wilde
“I’m the literary equivalent of a big mac and fries. Happy New Year 2017” – Stephen King
“One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening. Happy New Year 2017” – Franklin P. Jones
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Happy New Year2017” – Jules Renard
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I. Happy New Year 2017” – Oscar Levant
“Too much agreement kills a chat. Happy New Year 2017” – Eldridge Cleaver
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Happy New Year 2017” – Mitch Hedberg
“I never said most of the things I said. Happy New Year 2017” – Yogi Berra
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Happy New Year 2017″ – Mark Twain
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Happy New Year 2017″ – Steve Martin
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. Happy New Year 2017” – George W. Bush
“I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them. Happy New Year 2017” – George W. Bush“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. Happy New Year 2017” George W. Bush
“Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. Happy New Year 2017” – H. G. Wells
